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ISZ Ventura Moon
Selected Comm Logs Log 1: Ice Station Zebra – Transmission to Ventura Moon Philip the Bold alive. Seeks admittance to Ventura. Rebuild forces, return to Earth. Log 2: Ice Station Zebra – Transmission to Ventura Moon Comet harbors Valois Duke. Request safe haven on Ventura. Promise allegiance and aid. Log 3: Ice Station Zebra – Transmission to…
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Godcloudders
The Godcloudder movement, a phenomenon emerging in the late 2030s and early 2040s, can be traced back to the incels, hikikomori, and solipsists. As a byproduct of the increasing integration of AI within objects and the replacement of physical pets with virtual ones, the Godcloudder movement represents a group of individuals who have chosen to…
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Echoes Of Pixels & Byte
In the vast landscape of animated cinema, Pixar’s “Echoes of Pixel & Byte” emerges as a unique beacon, intertwining biotechnological wonders with a futuristic narrative. Set in the dual-faced Metroville, this film traverses the opulence of the city center and the chaotic beauty of the marginalized Altered Quarter. Central to the story are Aria, an…
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The Panama Rift Incident
Overview The Panama Rift Incident, which occurred on October 2nd, 2034, refers to a major geological event in Panama that caused a significant rupture along the Panama Canal. A sudden and violent seismic shift triggered landslides and infrastructural damage, leading to the temporary closure of the canal, a vital artery in global trade. The interruption…
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Global Water Crisis of 2034
Overview The Global Water Crisis of 2034, occurring between March and November of that year, marked an unforeseen catastrophe that engulfed numerous cities worldwide, leading to water rationing, economic strain, and social unrest. Los Angeles, Cairo, and Mumbai became emblematic of the crisis, experiencing water shortages unparalleled in modern history. Causes Climate Anomalies Unusually severe…
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Dear Redacted
Dear [REDACTED], I trust this letter finds you in the throes of sanity, a state I seem to have misplaced somewhere between my third martini and my latest bout of existential dread. I write to you from the belly of the beast, a beast that has the audacity to wear the face of a bear…
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The Great Capitulation
A specter haunts the world – the specter of an economy transformed beyond recognition. The machinery of capitalism, for so long powered by the sweat and toil of the working class, now hums along to the rhythm of artificial intelligence and automation. This metamorphosis, staggering in its scope and speed, has flung open the doors…
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Transcript of the Baby Witch Event
Baby witch: “Hear my words, oh girl on an errand to get bread! Let my spell take hold, and let your path be guided by my magic!” Headphones: “Incoming transmission from unknown source. Analysis: The speaker’s tone is forceful and urgent, indicating a desire to exert control over the intended target. The speaker identifies as a…
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From BLIV To Baby Witch
How an Onchain Spellcrafting Metaverse Manifested Itself in Display Ad Networks Via Conversational AI Agents Capable of Powerful Biofeedback Analysis and Manipulation In the Starholder world, the concept of “magic” does not inherently denote supernatural forces but rather encompasses a suite of advanced technologies that produce effects which feel magical to those who experience them.…
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Ballad of the baby witch
The Ballad of the Baby Witch Hear my words, oh girl on an errand to get bread Let my spell take hold, and let your path be guided by my magic As you walk through the city, let the augmented reality ads be bent to my will Let them show you the way, and bring you to…